Damn you shallot-head! You became one of my servants just for this?!
To betray me?
It's my mission to send the evil spirits on earth back to hell!
So, you are an exorcist!
Yes - I am!
Absorb evil spirits!
It takes more than paper to challenge my power.
How dare you!
You simple-minded fool!
Even if you could beat me now, I'm sure to resurrect in the future.
What's that?
In the future, long after you've died and turned into worthless dust.
My lord.
Even if you destroy me, there's someone who will take over my mission...
... and their only thought will be to destroy you.
Be fulfilled in the future, my wish! By the one who takes over my mission!
Noooo!
I don't want to be a decoy! I don't want to be a decoy!
Let me get down, Mikami! Let me down!
Shut up!
Just draw out the ghosts and evil spirits. You can complain all you want later!
Here it comes!
Absorb!
Wake up, Yokoshima! Wake up!
It's amazing that this small fty could cause me so much trouble.
I don't know why...
... but it feels like evil spirits are getring more powerful these days.
9997... 9998...
9999... That's one hundred million.
This beer tastes really great after making the big money, eh?
252... 253...
... 254...
Two hundred and fifty five yen.
Look! Look at her there making all that money.
I'm the one used as the decoy, smooched on the cheek and all I get for it is 255 Yen?
Why me? Why me?!
Dear God in heaven, please forgive this sinful lamb.
I'll pray for her, too, Karasu.
oh, I almost forgot. What were we talking about, Father?
We were speaking of evil spirits and ghosts, Mikami.
Don't you think it's strange that they're getring more powerful these days?
And the numbers have increased rapidly.
Oh, right... was that all?
What do you mean,... Is that all?!...
Mikami, don't you get it?
Father Karasu fears that there's a powerful evil energy behind this phenomenon.
... Some powerful and evil energy?.
I think you're taking things too seriously.
It's true that they're getring more powerful, but not enough to beat us.
Besides, the more they do, the more clients we get, and the better it is for business.
In fact, I'd say it's been pretry lucky for me.
We're asking the wrong person, Peat. She's got a bad case of Yen on the brain.
I think you're right, Father.
It sure took you long enough to figure that out.
What is that?
It looks like a lance.
A lance!?
I believe it's a--
It's a divine stone!
It's beautiful!
I never imagined a divine stone of this size existed.
It's big enough to blow away all the evil spirits in Japan.
It's worth about 45 billion yen at current prices.
And it's mine!
Wh..What kind of power is this?!
The lance chose you. You're the one who takes over my mission.
What's that? What's that?! Did you hear someone talking?
Samurai!?
A severed head!
Please don't call me that.
My name in this world is Mitsuhide Akechi.
Mitsuhide Akechi...
Mitsuhide who?
Boy, you don't know anything do you?
Let me explain who Mitsuhide Akechi is.
He made boys do detective work chasing a thief called the multi-faced Monster...
... while he was after the Black Lizard.
That's Kogoro Akechi, stupid!
Oh, right.
Mitsuhide Akechi was a samurai who...
... Lived in the Warring States. He betrayed his lord, Nobunaga oda, and killed him.
He was a bloody traitor rat!
Oops... I almost forgot you were there!
Mikami Reiko... .
That's what you're called, isn't it? I want you to work for me.
Work for you?
Sure but... the price of my guarantee is high. Can you afford it?
Guarantee?
Of course, there's a fee for my services.
Does an exorcist of these times demand a reward for their services?
That's the way it works.
Uh... Well, it's not always...
Business is business- that's how it works.
EVERYONE AGREES RlGHT?!
Is this true?
All right. I'll give you the lance as a reward.
Oh!? Does this lance belong to you?
Yes, and I believe any true exorcist could appreciate its value.
Sure, that's not a bad a deal.
So, what is it you need me to do?
Prevent the resurrection of the Nosferatu!
What!?
The Nosferatu!
Pete!?
Go on.
I can sense that he is about to resurrect
and that his den is somewhere near here.
What!? But how?
Excuse me, but what's a Nosferatu anyway?
The Nosferatu is a dreadful vampire who possesses the strongest of evil powers.
Is he a part of your family, Peat?
No.
No, he isn't part of our family at all!
It's not only blood the Nosferatu takes.
He sucks up energy from humans, animals and ghosts, until they turn into zombies.
He's a horrible beast.
Count Dracula and my father, Bloodeau, are nothing at all compared to him.
If the Nosferatu resurrected, it'd be just a matrer of time before he destroys Japan.
Is he... is he that tough, Father?
But, as I understand it, the Nosferatu was killed about four hundred years ago.
You are correct. I have killed him once.
Mitsuhide Akechi killed the Nosferatu..?
But now he is coming back to life!
Miss Mikami! You must prevent the resurrection of the Nosferatu,
You must act now before he revives completely.
I need your help.
Wait a minute! You have to at least tell me where to find him!
The lance will tell you.
The lance will tell me?
Please... forgive me! It was me who peeped into the bathroom last night...
... and it was me who had the idea of stealing your panties...
... and who didn't pay you back change when you sent me to the store.
I confess them all so spare my life, please!
Quiet! The lance is trying to lead us to the Nosferatu's den.
All right then!. Let's go, Mikami!
C'mon! Let's go!
This is the place!
It's the government office... .
I don't see anybody.
Damn baldhead Samurai. ... The lance will tell you,... huh?
A forest under the Metropolitan Government office?
Shielded by supernatural boundaries.
Nobody I know has ever heard of this place.
It's like a secret land or something.
The whole place seems to be shivering.
What's that?
It's an evil mist!
It's coming from that small shrine.
Mikami! Look there!
It's awful.
It seems that the Nosferatu needed sacrifices to resurrect.
Don't tell me he's already come back to life.
No. If he had, things would be a lot worse than this.
Arise... Rise up, our servants.
They're all coming to life!
There's too many of them. This is serious.
This is serious?
This is serious!
So you're running away when the enemy shows it's face?!
You think I should get myself killed for 255 yen an hour!?
Be careful not to let them bite you!
Just one bite would turn you into one of them!
Overhead-Vampire-Kick!
In the name of Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
Release yourself from evil.
Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.
I can't do this forever. Peat, I leave them to you.
All right. The dead must return to the land of the dead!
Somebody save me!
How dare you... you Little... .
Mikami!
What!? What is it? What's happening?!
Oh, no...
I'm back!
Who the heck is that?
I guessed it. He's Nobunaga oda.
His spiritual power is strong.
Look at how it makes poor okinu suffer.
Then it's true - Nobunaga is the Nosferatu?
This is wonderful! My whole body is filled with strength.
My lord, I'm so happy to see you again.
Yes, Ranmaru. At last the time has come when I will conquer the whole country.
The lance, Mikami! Stick the divine stone lance into his heart!
What?
Mikami, he's a vampire. His vital spot is the heart. The stone's big enough.
I'm sure it will work -- Do lT!
No!
What?!
What if the precious divine stone gets chipped when I throw it?!
Look, Mikami. This is no time to think about that. Throw it!
No! I told you, I won't use the lance that way, not ever!
You fools sure make a lot of noise.
Mikami!
I love the taste of your worthless blood.
I think I'll have some more.
Use the lance, Yokoshima!
What? oh yeah!
Ranmaru, that lance!
I know, my lord. We can come back later.
I know... and we shall.
Ranmaru, how did they come to possess Mitsuhide's lance?
Who are these troublesome creatures?
Beautiful.
Are we in Mikawa? or Kai?
My lord, this place is now called Tokyo, the City of the East.
Tokyo, eh?
I like it. I'll build myself a castle here.
After I gain my strength here in Tokyo, I'll unite all of Japan and conquer the world.
Then will come the time when I will be recognized as the true ruler.
The King of Darkness!
Yes, my lord!
Ranmaru!
I feel like proposing a toast to this... Tokyo... .
As you wish, my lord.
Gimme a smooch, baby.
My lord.
Here is your toast.
Yuck, that tasted awful.
My lord?
It was nothing like the blood of that other woman we met before.
She had power.
Just a drop of her blood increased my strength tenfold.
I wonder if the power in her blood was because she's an exorcist, my lord.
So, she was an exorcist, eh? Now I understand.
Ranmaru!
Yes, my lord.
I want you to round up all the exorcists in Tokyo and bring them here to me.
Bring exorcists here?
With the power of their blood, I will begin my rule over the world!
S..Stop it! It tickles! Do something, Meiko!
oh, no. Believe me, Shortra's psychic treatment is the best thing for you, Mikami.
Nurse. My tummy hurts. Maybe you could give it a Little rub... .
You better behave or I'll take your temperature the other way.
Hey, Peat.
Here comes the choo-choo...
Thanks but no thanks, I don't think I need your help to eat.
Oh...
Did I say something wrong, Emi?
The one who serves God is always lonely.
I think I'll watch TV.
Zombies are atracking people and sucking their blood. Fear is gripping Shinjuku
Authorities suspect it might be a result of some epidemic or bacteriological weapon.
They're now making further investigations into a variety of possibilities.
During the chaos one of our cameramen spotred a suspicious character
and reports now say that he is introducing himself as Nobunaga oda.
We'll bring you more information as it becomes available. Now, for other news.
I've never imagined that the Nosferatu would turn out to be Nobunaga oda.
He wasn't always a vampire, right?
No. The real Nobunaga oda was an ordinaty human.
The Nosferatu was exiled from the Vatican in the mid-1 6th centuty
and it was probably at that time that he first arrived in Japan.
He killed Nobunaga and replaced him.
And that would explain what he did next.
He set fire to Mt. Hiei and, to end the riots in Nagashima, he massacred eVeryone.
Safe to say that if it'd been done by the Nosferatu...
We've just received breaking information.
Zombies have overrun West Shinjuku Station and nearby roads and highways.
The city's transportation facilities are being paralyzed.
I can't believe what's been happening since Mikami's blood raised the Nosferatu.
Shh! S..Stop it, Meiko!
I'm afraid that Tokyo will become an entire city of zombies.
Please. Forgive me, Meiko. Just be quiet about that ok?
Mikami's blood raised the Nosferatu, huh?
Busted!
That's right, Emi. Doesn't Mikami have such amazing power?
That means it's all your fault that the Nosferatu has returned, eh, Mimaki?
Isn't it, huh?
That could be professional negligence. If I leaked this information to the Association
they'll be sure to revoke your Ghost Sweeper's license, I'd guess.
So you see, I guess it's safe to say that your future is in MY hands, Mikami!
The Pope has confirmed that the man in the samurai costume is the Nosferatu,
the most powerful vampire in history.
The Vatican will reward 50 million US dollars to whoever destroys the Nosferatu.
50 million?! Lets see now... 50 million US dollars equals... 60 billion!
Look eVeryone! What is that big cloud?
That's... that's the...
The government office...
It's becoming Azuchi Castle.
It's the Nosferatu and it looks like he lntends to take over all of Japan this time.
It seems we're the first to arrive.
Yes, Dr. Chaos.
Come Maria! Let's beat this Nosferatu guy, get the reward and pay the back rent!
Yes, Dr. Chaos!
You are an exorcist?
It's no wonder a vile thing like you wouldn't know me. Right, Maria?
Yes. Dr. Chaos.
I am a great alchemist who works miracles and understands all mysteries.
I have eternal youth, I am called... Europe's King of Magic... and my name is Dr. Chaos!
Are you experiencing respiratoty distress?
I doubt your power.
Even better!
I like your style, creature.
And, I yours.
Now I'll stop acting like a gentleman!
Maria! Rocket Arm!
Yes, Dr. Chaos!
Rocket Arm!
What's this? A windup doll?
Fool! You missed!
Dr. Chaos...
Stop it, you'll hurt me. You'll really, really hurt me.
Who is it?!
You must be the Nosferatu's man.
Who are you?
I'm Emi ogasawara, the most powerful Ghost Sweeper in all of Japan.
So you're an exorcist, too. It was stupid of you two to come here by yourselves.
I'm here for $50 million dollars, you know.
Besides if I beat the Nosferatu who was revived by Mikami's blood,
it would be a great embarrassment for her.
And I can't pass up that chance, can l?
So now, you shall die!
Come on, boys. Let's go home. We'll leave Mikami's recoVery to Shortra!
You're Ghost Sweeper Miss Meiko Rokudo, I presume.
I am. And who are you?
My lord sent me to pick you up, Princess.
oh, did you just call me a princess?!
My lord is expecting you at his castle.
Oh! At his castle?
At last my prince charming and his big white horse have come to take me away.
Well, let's not keep the Prince waiting!
I can't believe anyone would fall for such a stupid trick.
Oh, this is good - really good. I can't get enough of that savoty garlic.
In all my years, I never knew the blood of exorcists had so much flavor!
It's thick and full-bodied with a sweet bouquet and the slightest taste of oak.
It curls around my tongue. I just really love it!
It's not only delicious, but a nutritious part of a balanced diet!
Hey! Bring me some more blood!
Stop! Not another bite! I'm full!
No. I hate liver. Mikami! Help! Help me please!
With my figure, I shouldn't be eating all this, but it's better than dying. Besides, it's tasty.
Ranmaru! Stop that cooking! Stop it! Stop it!
I hope this doesn't mean they don't need us for the rest of the movie.
Oh, no!
So Meiko and Emi are in Azuchi Castle?
The only thing left to do is go there myself.
Mikami!
I've got to otherwise Tokyo and the whole country will fall under Nobunaga's power.
And if that happens... .
If that happens... ?
If that happens... all this cash... will be just worthless paper.
I can't stand the thought of it all! I can't stand it!
It's all about the money!
No!
It's about the world, it's precious order and economy.
We fight against all evil beings and ghosts.
That's the mission for us as Ghost Sweepers!
Our enemy is in Azuchi Castle!
I've drawn a joker!
Tough luck, Padre... .
Yokoshima!
Don't say you want me to come with you.
Of course I do.
No, thanks. I think I'll pass. I'm really Sorry I can't.
I'll take a rain check. Ask me some other time.
It's time for your injection.
Mi... Mikami!
We need volunteers for blood donation. Let us operate on you. Give us your blood!
Power-Flash!
I order you in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost. Release the evil soul!
You think this is cool, you should see it in wide screen.
I can't wait!
Mi... Mikami!
You are healed.
Blood... Give us blood...
We can't settle it this way. This is serious.
This is serious?
This is serious!
If you're gonna be bitten by a zombie, can I nibble on your neck first, Mikami?
What are you thinking about, you idiot?!
Oh man... this is not good.
Mikami Reiko! I'm here to save you!
Yakuchin!
Come on! Jump in quickly, Mikami!
Follow me, guys!
Sorry, this helicopter can only hold two people. No more.
Leave this to us, Mikami.
Go, Mikami.
Beat the Nosferatu for us.
Karasu... oh, Peat...
Weird things...
Well, good luck!
She didn't even hesitate for a moment.
Come on, okinu! Let's go!
Okay!
W... Wait a minute!
Take me with you, please!
Thank you, Yakuchin.
Well, there's a reason I'm helping you.
Thirty percent of US$50 million will do.
What did you say?!
He said,... Thirty percent...
I rushed there to your aid risking my own life. The price is reasonable enough.
10 percent!
No. 30 percent!
11 percent!
I said 30 percent!
11.3 percent!
Out of the question.
11.2 percent!
It's getring lower!
13.4 percent! Final!
27 percent. And not a penny less!
13.5 percent!
Mikami, look!
Ranmaru!
Eat this my evil little friend!
It didn't work! What are you doing?!
I know what went wrong!
Try this on for size!
Remember our deal Mikami - add the price of the helicopter, too!
So where's the Nosferatu?
Thank you, okinu! Go take care of Yokoshima.
Okay.
Where is he?
You don't have to ask. I'll take you to him soon.
The human life is fiftyyears...
... in this world everything is fantasy...
... once I was born, there's nothing I can not destroy...
Yokoshima! Are you all right, Yokoshima!?
Mikami!
You don't seem to have much energy left.
But, I won't terminate you.
You're a sacrifice to be offered to my lord.
If you touch this thread, you're done for.
My web never releases its catch.
Exorcist cards!
Shower!
Your papers are of no help.
They won't even faze me!
What!?
... on the cards!?
You can't run away from me!
Power!
I can't believe a mere human has killed me.
M... My... Lo... rd... please...
Take... my power.
This is my last service.
So it's you.
It's amazing that you've come this far.
I can't let you live.
It would cause nothing but trouble for me.
Sorry, but I need you to die.
You're planning to kill me, eh, human?
Very well, then. Feel free to try.
I don't need your permission.
You're just a rotten old ghost.
I'm Ghost Sweeper Mikami Reiko!
And I'm sending you...
...back to hell!
You think you are powerful enough to beat me?
The exorcists of today are too easy to kill.
Take the fatal blow.
What!?
Little witch!
Surprise! I'm faking!
There goes my 45 billion!
I... Is this what...
...the Nosferatu really looks like?
Mikami...
Yokoshima! Yokoshima!
Wake up, please!
Yokoshima, get up!
Is this the real power of the Nosferatu?
You want to see the real power?
Well, you ain't seen nothin' yet, Exorcist!
What do you mean?
Now that I have absorbed the power
of Ranmaru and your exorcist friends,
I'm overflowing with the strongest life force I've ever felt.
When I add the power of just one more,
my strength will be beyond imagination.
The power of one more...?
The power in your blood!
Only one drop of it raised me.
Your blood holds incredible power.
I can't wait to discover the limitless energy
I will have when I absorb every last drop of your blood!
Be glad!
You'll be assimilated into me. You'll be immortal.
I can think of better things to do.
Stupid human.
Don't you know what that means?
I'm not staying here to find out!
Oh no?!
Isn't immortality the thing you greedy humans long for?
Yokoshima! Wake up, please!
Now is your chance to become part of me,
to transcend death and become immortal.
N... no, really!
I don't really want to be an immortal soul! Least of all part of yours.
You don't want it?
No, what I really want is...
It's a heartbeat.
And... it's coming from the right side.
That's it! The Nosferatu has two hearts!
That's why Mitsuhide didn't kill him the first time!
The Nosferatu survived even after one of his hearts was wounded!
But have I realized it too late?
Yokoshima...
Who dares strike me?
Yokoshima!?
Glad I wasn't too late, Lady Mikami.
Lady Mikami...?
Hey, you! Stop trying to wake up!
Why, what're you doing here, Mikami?
What am I doing? Why?
At last Mikami's thrown herself into my arms!
Now, before you change your mind, give me a French kiss.
Don't be stupid!
It's a great help that he has such a simple mind.
I don't know what you mean, whoever you are.
Yokoshima, snap out of it! You're being possessed by someone.
Who's in there!?
Mitsuhide!
Yes, and you don't have to thank me.
It's the duty for a samurai to assist helpless ladies.
You're not a samurai, you're a plague! You're nothing but trouble.
W... What're you doing, Lady Mikami!? My neck. My neck!
Nobunaga's alive, Tokyo's full of zombies, I don't know what happened to my friends...
I can't hold on.
W... What's going on!?
The worst part is, I threw the lance into that guy
and the divine stone smashed into pieces!
M... Mikami. Calm down!
But, he didn't die, he turned into a monster instead!
A monster!?
I almost forgot about him.
Do you think you can cut me and live?
This looks serious.
I've got an idea...
Me too, let's run!
What're we going to do, Lady Mikami?
Don't ask me.
We've lost the lance. There's nothing we can do.
Could we do something if we had a divine stone?
Well, it would be better than nothing.
Then what are you waiting for?
Mikami, you must create a divine stone immediately!
Create it?
A divine stone isn't something you can make!
You call yourself an exorcist yet you don't even know that?
Did you see the look on his face when he said that?
Could this guy be any more annoying?
You saved me, Mitsuhide...
You'll be all right, Mikami. Just hang on!
Yokoshima!?
Boy, I should know better than to leave you in the care of a 400-year-old bald guy.
Here you go.
Thank you.
It's so unlike you to be grateful.
But if you insist, give me a kiss! A nice, hot French kiss!
Shut up you fool!
Come on, Lady Mikami. We can't waste time.
Prepare your divine stick immediately!
This guy is so confusing...
Almost... it's almost...
Very good. Now focus all your power into the divine stick!
I always do that, you big know it all!
Come on! I said put your power into it!
What does it look like I'm doing over here!
Well, it isn't enough.
You can't expect to change your divine stick into divine stone that way.
You can change divine stick into divine stone?
It will only change into a divine stone with prayer and a strong will!
With a strong will?
You must understand that the lance I gave you was just made of steel at first.
I'm filled with spirit.
To kill the Nosferatu and save the world from the hands of evil spirits,
you must summon the goodness in your heart!
You say such embarrassing things!
What the hell are you babbling about?!
Put the spirit of justice into it!
The spirit of justice, huh?
That's completely out of character for me.
Fill yourself with the spirit of love!
Love...? Ugh... I feel sick.
Are you really an exorcist?
I'm not an exorcist! I'm a Ghost Sweeper!
Whatever you're called, you do the same thing, don't you?
Whatever...
That's it keep going!
I'm Sorry, I think there's something wrong with this thing.
Focus your mind.
You must try harder! The world's future depends on you, Lady Mikami!
I told you these heavy concepts just aren't part of my character!
But if we don't terminate the Nosferatu right now...
You're right.
We've got to terminate that monster now.
Justice, love and world peace...
I don't care about any of that, but...
And now, Exorcist, you shall be mine.
I can't live in a world
where I can't make a profit.
And this guy is bad for business!
I'm Ghost Sweeper Mikami Reiko!
And I'm sending you...
straight back to hell!
I did it!
At last...
At last it ends.
How'd I get here?
The long battle between you and me ends now.
Mitsuhide...
I won't let you run this time.
D... Damn, shallot-head.
Well done. Well done, Lady Mikami.
I thank you for your help.
What're you doing!?
Old man, no, you can't...
I'll lead this monster to hell myself.
G... Get your hands off, Mitsuhide!
That's too risky! Your spirit might be destroyed.
I know... but I can't make any more mistakes.
Mitsuhide! No!
Farewell, Lady Mikami.
Mitsuhide...
Come on.
Let's go home!
What're you trying to do, Mikami?
Don't you see, idiot?
I'm trying to change my divine stick into divine stone.
It's a waste of time because you lack... the spirit of justice and love!...
So you're an eyesdropper too, huh?
Good-bye, boys and girls.
Oh, Yokoshima!
See you next time!